Me: hey troublemaker
Her: and how am i a troublemaker lol
Me: you just have that look like your up to no good (this is my usual response to that question, it gets a good laugh and you don't come off as creepy and are actually funny)
oh i see
lol
: whats goin on
Her: nothin u
nuttin just got back from class
: waitin for another one to start up at 2
very exciting
Her: sounds excitin
i am on the edge of my seat (over exaggerate on things, it shows creativity)
: lol
i would be to if i had class
haha
: well aren't you the lucky one
Her: yeah i know
lol
: so what do you up to on this fine afternoon (i say this no matter the weather or the time, usually gets a good response. You can also say "what are you doing up sooooo early" no matter the time of day, it works amazing)
and by fine i mean its cold as fuck out
yeah i know
it sucks
i am going to go out on a limb and blame you for the cold
: oh bc i am incharge of weather
alright well i gotta go run some errands
: if ur lucky ill talk to u late (she wants you to work alittle for that number or s/n or email)
Her: haha (THIS MEANS YOU NEED TO GET IT FROM ME, PLEASE ASK)
Me: well how you going to reach me
there's your first problem
idk if ur on here was my only option ' (this says that if you don't get my number or s/n, there is a good chance we aren't talkin anymore)
do you have aim or yahoo
yeah but im rarely on (she is thinking: ASK FOR MY NUMBER)
: i would give you my number (this is the part where you reverse the frame and make it seem like you are the one being worried about her creeping on you)
but i don't know you yet, you might be a stalker
: im not but i know what u mean (this means that she wants my number more than i want her's)
: you promise not to stalk me?
u dont have to give me ur number (if you have ever said this to a girl, this is not good, but because she is saying it to me, i am in control)
: lol
Me: alright then give me yours
and how can i trust u
ive only been talkin to u for ten min (last min resistance, this is really easy to get over)
lol (this "lol" means that she is giving me her number no matter what)
: well if you want to look at it that way ms. negative nancy (i give them a dumb nickname or something and they respone very well to it)
: lol
u were negative thinkin i was a stalker (trying to defend herself)
hahaha
alright heres my number
: (Number given)
Her: whats yours
Me: relax lady
Her: you suck (means she is use to getting what she wants, you have to make her wait, it is usually worth it....TRUST ME)
Me: (Number given)
: text me cause i get bored in my electrical enginnering class (class i am taking)
: haha ok
whats ur name lol (names are like a last second detail don't worry about ever getting a name, its really not that important)
and you?
(her name)
wow!
: weird, my horoscope told me i was going to meet an (insert name here) today
lol
yea right
lol
swear to sweet baby jesus
: mmhmm sure
: hahaha
: well i should let you go, text me around 2ish with something funny (notice how she said she had to go, i changed it so i ended the conversation, very powerful to do)
Me: think you can do that? (compliance test)
Her: idk if it will be funny (most girls are self conscious so they will say this)
haha
its alright, as long as you tried i will totally appriciate it or make fun of you for it
lol
well good to know
later gator
Her: bye
Because i wasn't pushy and actually made it seem like she was the one pursuing me, i was able to close a number without actually having a good conversation. This is due to my confidence and charisma that i bring to the table, try out some new things, don't be afraid to take a chance....
Stay Classy,
Hotfire
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