Hunting the Cougar

I have learned a couple of tips and tactics to successfully tagging a cougar, and I would like to share a few of them.

1) BE PATIENT- I say this because most women over the age of 28 are not stupid, they want a man that can enrich their life not only physically but also mentally. Coming out and saying that you want to sleep with them or talking about your dong won't help the situation.

2) Its alright to be yourself- Do not act more mature than you are, these women can see through that and it actually makes things worse. Be yourself and these cougars will feel a sense of danger and excitement because of the fact that you are younger.

3) Must invest some time- Although anybody can pick up a girl from a bar and take them home that night, unless the cougar has decided this in advance, they are less likely to do so. They are over the whole "slutty" phase of their life and most want something more. Once I have invested about 3-4 days worth of repore, I usually set up a meeting.

4) Always set up the meeting at their place- This helps because a) they are comfortable in their own surroundings and can let go. b) most if not all women have their own place that are over the age of 26. This being said, I personally like to set up a movie and to guarantee that the touching escalates. The best line I have heard is "Just to let you know, i am a cuddleslut", this line is golden. If that doesn't work (which i haven't come across a girl who hasn't loved that line) then you still have to build repore.

5)Bring cologne- I usually wear curve, lacoste, dieasle: fuel for life, or dolche. A girl doesn't care if you are just hot, you have to intice all of her senses. Which brings me to my next point.

6) Excite all of her senses- Use her 5 senses against her, an exaple for all 5
1) sight- just like zz top says, every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man, wear something fun but something that looks good.
2) hearing- use your voice as a weapon, control your voice and with every word make it seem like it is a rollercoaster going from down to up back down, use pauses and control the yourself. Nobody understands a person that talks fast and nervous.
3) touch- this may sound alittle weird, but let her explore you. Grab her hand and caress it using your thumb or something, it lets her know that you find her attractive and that you do want her. When you do this, she will want to do the same to you, and will touch more of your body.
4) Smell- Make sure you smell good, best advice i can give you. If you are unsure of what smells a girl likes, go shopping for cologne with a woman. Trust me she will lead you in the right direction.
5) Taste- This means kissing, be gentle but aggressive. This is key.

7) Be respectful, but be a man- Once the said date happens, the older woman does not have a slut shield on like most women. When they are in their own place, they will let go completely. You might face the last minute resistance with the phrase "I can't believe i am doing this", but don't let that stop you. What she is saying is "i can't wait to do this, just don't think i do this alot". You now own everything, you can do what you want with her. If she does want to stop, you must listen to that, but after about 20 mins she should come on to you again. If you feel like your in a rut with it and you want to get over it, use as much touching and kissing of the neck and shoulders.

8) Hit the errogiouness zones- The neck, shoulders, hips, inner thighs, and the back. These are critical points that a girl will go crazy for. If you are kissing, touching, or grabbing these spots, a girl will know you are a excellent lover because you know things about her that most guys do not know and will become very horny and will skip the last second resistance. A woman will handle becoming easier to sleep with if she knows its going to be great sex.

9) A condom- THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE, always bring a condom. One may think that this is a set back if you are about to have sex with a girl you just met in this setting. Actually a older woman will respect you more because she knows you are safe, and prepared. A usual excuse that I use if i become interrogated about having a condom is, ''I bring a condom with me everywhere, it has helped my friends get laid so much" or "just wanted to be prepared, incase you took advantage of me". Either one is good. You can bring more than one condom, its alright.

With all these things in mind, you should have the weapons and tactics to get your own cougar.

Stay Classy,
Hotfire